It's all about food.

I'd like to pretend that I'm suffering from pregnancy cravings, but in truth I often have phases of intense affection for particular combinations of foodstuffs, so I can't really be sure.

But the past few weeks have seen two wild and fulfilling passions enter my life.

1) Corn on the cob, smothered in very salty butter and then dipped into chilli and ginger sauce.

2) Philadelphia cream cheese with hot lime pickle

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Don't worry Weightwatchers, you can count on my custom from July 2006 onwards. In the meantime, maybe somebody else could try these out in large quantities and tell me if they really are the ambrosia I think they are?